My Boyfriend, Jon Kortajarena

I'm not as crazy as this blog title makes me sound.

My other life at: lavieengrise.tumblr.com

Anonymous asked: dude,I think u have some issues,I'm not trying to provoke U but...just consider urself...I don't think there's many people buying the stuff on ur blog anyways

Uh.  Wait?  You mean I’m not Barbie, and I’m not dating a supermodel?  WOAH.  DAYUM SON.

healthyhappyfit-andsexy-deactiv asked: "I can’t find the good kitchen knife; can I borrow your face, please?" AAAHAHAHAHHA oh my god. You are my friend

Thanks, love!  Gotta make due with what ya got! xoxo

This is his “bitch, say what?” face, but he obviously never makes it at me.

This is his “bitch, say what?” face, but he obviously never makes it at me.

Whatever silliness is going on back there, Jon would simply not stand for it.

Whatever silliness is going on back there, Jon would simply not stand for it.

(Source: fuckyeahjonkortajarena)

He’s like so into peace.

He’s like so into peace.

He bought this outfit and was like, “Babe I could totally be a factory worker!  I want to know what it feels like to be the average, common man.”

Well sweetheart, the moment you were born with those sharp cheekbones and luscious locks your opportunity to be a common man flew out the window.

He bought this outfit and was like, “Babe I could totally be a factory worker!  I want to know what it feels like to be the average, common man.”

Well sweetheart, the moment you were born with those sharp cheekbones and luscious locks your opportunity to be a common man flew out the window.

He dresses for the weather. 

You should see him in Vegas temperatures.

He dresses for the weather. 

You should see him in Vegas temperatures.

saant asked: I just love you. This is fucking great.

What a wonderful complement from a beautiful blog. xoxo